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THIS…is Miss Predicto’s first blog about American Idol.

And I doubt it will be the last. Not when the first of the audition episodes had Bikini Girl, who had the audacity/savvy/shamelessness to show up wearing an itty-bitty two-piece better suited to the pages of Maxim then TV family hour. Now that’s a way to guarantee you’ll get an audition in front of Simon, Paula and the gang.

The newest judge Kara DioGuardi didn’t hide her disdain when Bikini Girl strutted into the room like she was a Miss America contestant (unlike Randy and Simon, whose eyes bulged out of their sockets, cartoon-style).  I get that Kara was unimpressed, but trying to out-sing her was pretty lame. It was obvious that Bikini Girl’s voice wasn’t on pitch dawg, and we didn’t need Kara’s version of “Vision of Love” to compare it to.

Kara continued the bitchiness in her interviews, saying that “to be honest, I thought she had a better body than she had a better face.” Meow! Yes, Bikini Girl didn’t really deserve to get a golden ticket, but it’s not like she’s going to win the show, so what’s the difference?

The Predicto Mobile community agrees with me: 51% say that Bikini Girl will not be a Top 12 finalist on American Idol.

That doesn’t mean Bikini Girl won’t become famous though. After all, there are a million other reality shows she can appear on. Maybe she’ll be the next Bachelorette? Or end up on Celebrity Rehab? In any case, she’s got a real future as a D-list celebrity–as long as she doesn’t trade in her bikini for a turtleneck.

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