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Like many people in this country, Lindsay Lohan needs a job.

Boo hoo, right? The privileged Hollywood starlet can’t get anyone to hire her for a movie.  Because unlike the majority of those searching for employment, Lindsay really can’t blame anyone but herself.

Her acting resume includes stinkers like the stripper thriller I Know Who Killed Me, and she’s been out of work since that movie came out two years ago.

Right now she’s most famous for getting into screaming matches with her girlfriend and spending exorbitant amounts of money on stuff she can’t afford. Um, LiLo? This kind of behavior is not what gets you meetings with Spielberg.

But no one is irredeemable–after all, Mickey Rourke of all people earned an Oscar nomination this year! So if Lindsay tones down the late night antics, stops making bizarre European commercials and takes a few acting classes, perhaps she can get back to being A-list royalty.

Will the Mean Girls star stop lamenting her “sicko fans” and start focusing on her career? 59% of the Predicto Mobile community says that Lindsay Lohan will land a film role by July.

If she’s not able to get hired for a movie, maybe she’d like to work for Predicto! Once we heard about Lindsay’s plight, we wanted to help out. So we’re offering the actress $50,000 to be our celebrity spokesman.  Really! Check out our job offer to Ms. Lohan at our here.

55% of the Predicto Mobile community believe that Lindsay will agree to be Predicto’s celebrity spokesman by 4/15. Hey you never know–times are tough. Maybe she really will accept.

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