If we were Jennifer Aniston, wouldn’t you want to change your name, chop off your famous blond hair, and go hide into hiding somewhere fabulous for the next decade or so?
Because the girl could be twiddling her thumbs on her couch all week doing absolutely nothing, and the tabloids will still find a way to publish a story about her membership in the Heartbreak Club for Sad Single Women.
The title of this blog post is pretty provocative and kind of mean, we admit. But the headline basically sums up every story that is ever written about Jen, does it not?
But the Predicto Mobile community is not a pessimistic sort. They believe that Jen will get over John “I Love Twitter More Than My Girlfriend” Mayer and find someone who’ll return her calls and not hold impromptu press conferences with the paparazzi.
77% predict that chronically single Jennifer Aniston will start dating again by May.
The question is who should it be? Leave your suggestions in the comments below. Our vote goes for the one guy who is an even bigger star then her ex-husband. That’s right, George Clooney. If nothing else, it would create interesting drama for Brad and George. The tabloids would love it! (And maybe we would too.)
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