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It was only a matter of time before something of this caliber was attempted, but we’ll admit — we’re a little shocked it’s actually going to happen.

Let’s back up a bit. By now everyone has heard about Tiger Woods’ infamous car crash, his tail-chasing ways and the bevy of lost sponsorships. Ever since that fateful day, the world’s best golfer has been caught in a perfect gossip storm speculating on everything from his return to golf to steroid use to a love child.

Through it all, women have been coming out of the hottest bars, hotels and X-rated flicks claiming to have had relations with Tiger “Cheetah” Woods. His harem is reportedly an exclusive club of at least 15 women.

So far, no one has successfully brought these women together in one location. Leave it to the King of All Media, Howard Stern, to accomplish this endeavor. Stern is reportedly hosting a pageant to crown Tiger’s Best Mistress on March 10.

The competition will include typical swimsuit, talent and personality tests. None of the mistresses have been revealed just yet, but four are reported to be joining in the competition — and one of them isn’t ex-cocktail waitress Rachel Uchitel, who can’t participate because of legal reasons.

This could be the most anticipated and scandalous event of 2010 — surely someone has to be cashing in on it, right?

We went straight to the Predicto Mobile community to get their thoughts on the Mistresses of Tiger Woods Pageant and asked if Howard Stern’s one-of-a-kind event would be televised via pay-per-view television. Given Stern’s reputation, it’s not surprising that nearly 59% of voting members say yes!

“Everybody loves Howard and everybody loves to hate Tiger,” says member “ooof4321.”

“Stern’s always gonna do something to keep America interested,” says “mrnm7668.”

“Leave the poor fool alone. Hasn’t he been humiliated enough?” asks “vkse2653.”

“They should not be getting all of this attention. They behaved badly and should be ashamed,” says “zmyy8129.”

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